Majee pamusoro pevarapi vemhuka

Ndave nemakore makumi matatu ndiri chiremba wemhuka! Wow! Makore makumi matatu - pasi pemvura!

Mumwe murume anodana chiremba wemhuka kuti aone shato yake uye chiremba wemhuka anonzwa shato ichihukura! Murapi anofara - Iyi inyaya isati yamboitika - python inohukura! Nokuda kwekuwanikwa kwakadaro, ini, zvichida, ndichagamuchira Nobel Prize! Murume: “Chiremba—pamwe totanga tabvisa dachshund raakamedza?!

Chiremba anouya achidanwa kuna chiremba wemhuka anorwara. - Ndiudze chaizvo kuti marwadzo ako akanyanya kupi? "Uye nenzira, ini handibvunze varwere vangu kuti vari kurwara nei," chiremba wemhuka anopindura. - Ndinovabata pasina mubvunzo! Ipapo chiremba anotendeukira kumudzimai wachiremba wemhuka, omupa hupfu ndokuti: – Dyisa murume wako mushonga uyu, uye kana ukasabetsera mangwanani, unofanira kumurarisa!

Mumwe mudzidzi ane chido, achidzidza pachikoro chemhuka, akavhenekera mwedzi usiku setaxidermist (stuffer). Paakapedza kudzidza, akasarudza kuti aigona kubatanidza mabasa maviri aya, achiwedzera mabasa ake uye nokudaro achipeta kaviri mari yaaiwana. Akavhura kiriniki yake yemhuka ndokuturika chikwangwani padhoo: “Dr. Jones: Veterinarian uye Taxidermist - neimwe nzira kana imwe, iwe unodzosera chipfuwo chako!

Muchirimo mumusha wezororo, imbwa yemumwe wevaenzi yakakuvadzwa mukurwisana nenungu. Mugari wezhizha akatendeukira kuna chiremba wemhuka weko kuti abatsirwe. “$100 yako,” akadaro chiremba wemhuka, achipa rubatsiro rwakakodzera. “Ehe, wapenga,” akadaro mugari wechirimo, “uri kufutisa pano patinouya kuzozorora!” Tora mukana wekuti hapana kwekutendeukira !!! Asi unoita sei munguva yechando isu tisipo? - Kufanana nei?! Tinorima nyungu...

Vadzidzi vaviri vezvemhuka vakauya kumusha kuzodzidzira. Gadzikana. Vanoshevedzwa kupurazi kunoona mombe inorwara. Imwe inotarisa mumuromo, uye imwe inotarisa pasi pemuswe. Nhaurirano inotevera inoitika: - Unogona kundiona here? - Aihwa! - Kunyangwe neni. Saka, volvulus.

Varume vaviri vanosangana. Imwe kune imwe: - Katsi yangu, zvakanaka, ingo zadolbal !!! SaMarch, anopopota nenzwi rakashata. "Uye iwe unomuendesa kuna vet." Ipapo vakabva vaparadzana. Kwapera gore, vakasangana zvakare. — Rangarira, ndakakupa zano kuti uendese katsi kun’anga? - Hongu, ndaita ... "Saka chii, haapopori muchirimo chako izvozvi?" – Kunyange zvakadaro kupopota. Zvino kupopota: - Kupi? Vari kupi? Kupi-e-e?!!!

Murume anouya kun'anga - Chii chauri kunyunyuta pamusoro? - Zvachose. - Asi ini handisi wepfungwa, asi chiremba wemhuka. Saka hupenyu hwakafanana nembwa.

- Mhoro, chiremba, ndimutsire katsi! - Sezvizvi? “Zvakanaka, wakamurarisa gore rakapera, manje unomumutsa.

“Ndakacheka katsi. Kugona kuchekwa. Tichaona kuti zvinofamba sei."

Chiziviso mupepanhau: "Kiriniki yeVeterinary "Kind Chiremba Aibolit": euthanasia, kupisa chitunha, kubviswa, kukanda, kubereka, kuchekerera nzeve nemuswe, kugerwa uye kubviswa kwemakwenzi. Ndinoshamisika kuti Evil Doctor Aibolit ari kuitei?

Kudana murapi: – Zvino vamwene vangu vachauya kwauri nembwa yachembera. Unomubaya jekiseni reumwe muchetura une simba zvakanyanya kuti asarware obva angofa… Vet: Imbwa ichawana nzira yekudzokera kumba here?